Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Ronald MacDonald arrested for Wendy's burglary..

MANCHESTER, N.H. -- He works at a Wendy's, and his name is Ronald MacDonald -- but now he may be known as the Hamburglar.
Two workers at a Wendy's in Manchester have been charged with taking money from the safe. One of the suspects is Ronald MacDonald.
Police said the restaurant's manager called them early Monday morning after he saw MacDonald and the other man taking cash out of the restaurant's safe.










HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!! funny stuff!
thanks to http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/5418604/detail.html for this!

Monday, November 28, 2005

Well, I got my hair dyed yesterday! I rekon it looks pretty funky!! Tis a bright red on top, and a dark brown underneath, which you can see coming through in some parts.. I'll got some pictures here you can have a look at.. I look like a spaz.. so excuse that!
TAFE is going great!! have just about finished my course!! only 4 more days left.. YAY!!! I just hope its all finished in time.. haha. I should do. I've also finished my work experience at FESA
:( I'm going to miss working there. Was a great place and everyone there was good to get along with. But the lady there took my name and number incase she has to have time off or needs a day off.. so fingers crossed there! As part of our assignment at TAFE we have to organise an afternoon tea for them to say thanks for having us.. That is happening on Thursday.
Today was rather boring, I had TAFE in the morning, and then this afternoon, went down town to buy stuff for dinner, came home and locked my keys in the car!! GRRR and I dont have a spare.. haha. They cost about 90bux for a spare.. so that can wait a while. Im just glad I left my window open a bit, so I could get a coat hanger in there. LOL
Well, its 2.30.. and im going to have a late lunch.. Dont know what yet, will have a look when i rummage through the cupboards..
ta ta for now..


























Monday, November 21, 2005

Haha i was going through some of my emails, and came across some pictures... Are they trying to tell us americans are fat!?

A camel toe contest between canada and america...

































I recieved this email ages ago also..i love it so im sharing.. kids can be so cute and innocent at times!!
"A number of primary school students were doing a project on 'The sea'. Kids were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences.Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together the quotes that were the funniest, and some that were sad."
  • This is a picture of an octopus. He has eight testicles. (Kelly aged 6)
  • Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air, then can drown like my little brother did last summer. (David aged 7)
  • Oyster's balls are called pearls. (James aged 6)
  • I don't like the sea. It makes me sick on the ferry. (Peter aged 6)
  • My goldfish died. Why? (Katie aged 5)
  • If you are surrounded by sea you are on an island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are in continent. (Wayne aged 7)
  • I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie aged 6)
  • A dolphin breathes through an arsehole on the top of it's head. (Billy aged 6)
  • My uncle goes out on a boat with his pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie aged 6)
  • I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen aged 6)
  • Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting, electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher aged 7)
  • My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura aged 5)
  • When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and makes my willy small. (Kevin aged 6)
  • When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boyfriend. It was fun. (Lauren aged 7)
  • Divers have to be safe when they go under water. Two divers cant go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky aged 6)
  • On holidays, Mum went water-skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She said she wont do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie aged 7)

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA kids.. gotta love them!!!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Well, I went to the doctor today.. because my back has been hurting the past couple of days.. and you know what HE told me!?!?! take some panadol.. OMG!! what kinda doctor is THAT!? Time to change doctors i think..
well, nothing exciting really happened today.. apart from going to the Dr.. 3:20pm my appointment was.. 40 minutes LATER I get in, and get told to take panadol.. *shakes head* MEN!!!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!! :P glad I wasnt dying hey!
Im gunna add some random photos on here for yas to either laugh, get scared, get bored.. whatever lol


My tattoo on my shoulder










My tattoo on my ankle









Tattoo i want next
















Another one I want.. Just without the flower
















My leg.. (i was bored)









This really is a bad design.. the poor girl looks so innocent.. Imagine her facials when they drag THIS pic out at her 21st...

Monday, November 14, 2005

SOME PICS FROM A MATES ENGAGEMENT



Barto (Paul) - butter wouldnt melt in his mouth!! ohh so sweet and innocent!!!!
















Well... maybe not..

















Emerald (Renee) - I heard she likes to give head jobs... this just proves it ;)











Cougar (Terry) - HAHA Dont look so worried mate.. plenty of time to call off the wedding!! :P
















AngelFire (Amy) and Renee - Ohh what a charmer Amy is :P











Me and Renee.. I promise you she WASNT trying to grope me!! I had a certain film with a certain picture hiding down my top... Oh, and by the way, I was holding a smoke and can for someone else.. *smiles sweetly*











Once she realised she couldnt get the film.. We decided to pose for a picture














Ohhh such "how dare you take a picture of me" facials!!














Otis.. HAHA what a look!! If you ask him, I BET he says he was amusing a 5 y/o!!















Darling Debo!!! such an innocent one our Debo!!
















A picture speaks a thousand words...

Thursday, November 10, 2005

MY FUTURE HUSBAND!! (ain't he cute??) well I think so! :D
Only thing is he doesn't know we are getting married..yet! I have to stalk him some more first *sigh*





Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Well, today I absolutely packed myself this morning!!! Driving to TAFE, got to the drive way and I see this thing laying in the middle, I'm like ohh a stick! get closer and I'm like "ohh not a stick.. OMG ITS MOVING!!!!!" it was a snake!!! was perdy big too :( so anyways, I pull up into my parking spot, and this thing heads straight for my car... even though he cant get me from my car, I decided to reverse back, and he just casually slithers past where my car just was, and goes over towards the paddocky bit they had next to it.. I pull back up, thinking holy shit.. what if he comes back and tries to eat me while Im walking to class?? (hahaha no chance of that.. but still) I spot my lecturer (who is a certified snake catcher if need be) so I yell at her "LIZ!!!! HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR SNAKE CATCHING CLOTHES ON!!" and she just looked at me with a blank expression.. so I yell out "SNAKE... OVER THERE" and point to it.. She ended up chasing it into the paddocky bit and it took its time moving away.. bit of excitement for 9am huh! lol. I should have taken a photo of it with my phone and put it on here.. oh well..
One of my class mates, Jan, was helping me with my guitar today.. She rox!! I need to try practice with it now.. (I forgot mostly what she said though) haha I'm hopeless!! well, im off to do something constructive.. (mIRC) haha..

Tuesday, November 08, 2005


HAHA i seen this today, titled "Things you don't see very often"
Now, Im wondering.. is it because of his shitty food, or because he's so "popular" with the kids??

Monday, November 07, 2005

Well, Im not really sure on what im writing here.. im being a sad ass and watching home and away, cos there is nothing else on tv to watch.. haha shamed out!! and after that, my mum wants me to go to the pub with her.. NO not to drink!! to watch the dart finals.. i had enough to drink on saturday to last me a life time.. *shudders*

Well, at tafe today, i pretty much did 1 hours work out of 5.. hahaha I just couldnt be bothered.. it was all boring.
well, I'm going down to the pub now.. hopefully we wont stay that long.. all I want to do is go to bed.. Im so tired..

ta ta