Haha i was going through some of my emails, and came across some pictures... Are they trying to tell us americans are fat!?

A camel toe contest between canada and america...

I recieved this email ages ago also..i love it so im sharing.. kids can be so cute and innocent at times!!
"A number of primary school students were doing a project on 'The sea'. Kids were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences.Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together the quotes that were the funniest, and some that were sad."

• This is a picture of an octopus. He has eight testicles. (Kelly aged 6)
• Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air, then can drown like my little brother did last summer. (David aged 7)
• Oyster's balls are called pearls. (James aged 6)
• I don't like the sea. It makes me sick on the ferry. (Peter aged 6)
• My goldfish died. Why? (Katie aged 5)
• If you are surrounded by sea you are on an island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are in continent. (Wayne aged 7)
• I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie aged 6)
• A dolphin breathes through an arsehole on the top of it's head. (Billy aged 6)
• My uncle goes out on a boat with his pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie aged 6)
• I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen aged 6)
• Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting, electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher aged 7)
• My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura aged 5)
• When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and makes my willy small. (Kevin aged 6)
• When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boyfriend. It was fun. (Lauren aged 7)
• Divers have to be safe when they go under water. Two divers cant go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky aged 6)
• On holidays, Mum went water-skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She said she wont do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie aged 7)

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA kids.. gotta love them!!!